Little Olympic Jokes

Q: Why isn't suntanning an Olympic sport?
A: Because the best you can ever get is bronze.

Q: Why did they send the Olympic judge out in search of the lost wedding ring?
A: Because he was a medal detector.

Q: Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?
A: Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

Q: Why were the Canadian athletes upset?
A: Because everyone kept thinking they were from the US, eh?


Other Olympic jokes from 2008:

• Oh, Limpy Ad!
• More Little Olympic Jokes
• Yet More Olympics Jokes
• Probably the Last Little Olympics Jokes

And from 2012:

• Little Olympics Ditty (sheer poetry)