Better to have loved and lost than never to have HATED SOMEONE SO COMPLETELY WHEN SHE LEFT AND TOOK EVERYTHING.
All work and no play makes Jack an adult.
Better laid than never.
Beauty is only skin deep, which is obvious when you cut the skin away and they're super gross.
A man who is his own lawyer is double-billing for his time.
Showing posts with label proverbs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label proverbs. Show all posts
1/03/2014
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
Actions speak louder than words, UNLESS YOU USE ALL CAPS.
Talk is cheap, so be really verbose if you want your sentences to have any value at all.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Tasting evil is fine.
Speak softly and carry a big stick. AND A CAPS-LOCK KEY.
Talk is cheap, so be really verbose if you want your sentences to have any value at all.
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Tasting evil is fine.
Speak softly and carry a big stick. AND A CAPS-LOCK KEY.
10/11/2013
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
Procrastination is the thief of time, video gaming the serial killer.
Practice what you preach; nobody likes an unrehearsed sermon.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
It's been two thousand years and the Colosseum still looks completely unfinished.
Always put your best foot forward.
It makes walking tricky, but shuffling works.
Practice what you preach; nobody likes an unrehearsed sermon.
Rome wasn't built in a day.
It's been two thousand years and the Colosseum still looks completely unfinished.
Always put your best foot forward.
It makes walking tricky, but shuffling works.
9/20/2013
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
Hope springs eternal. Failure oozes forever.
As the fly fisherman said: Good things come to those who wade.
If the cap fits, where's it?
Don't judge a book by its cover. Judge it by the marketing spin on the back.
As the fly fisherman said: Good things come to those who wade.
If the cap fits, where's it?
Don't judge a book by its cover. Judge it by the marketing spin on the back.
6/14/2013
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
A thing of beauty is a joy until she files a restraining order.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
And if you can't stand the dinner, get out of my house.
If you can't beat them, join them.
And if you can't join them, weld them.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try to find someone to blame.
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
And if you can't stand the dinner, get out of my house.
If you can't beat them, join them.
And if you can't join them, weld them.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try to find someone to blame.
6/07/2013
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
It's better to light a candle than curse the DAMMIT! HOT WAX!
Talk is cheap, but listening's expensive.
You owe me big.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Except for the wreck that puts you in a coma.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Or until it opens its mouth and speaks.
Talk is cheap, but listening's expensive.
You owe me big.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Except for the wreck that puts you in a coma.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
Or until it opens its mouth and speaks.
5/31/2013
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
All you need is love.
But I need money, too. And donuts.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Like a tsunami, for example.
A man who is his own lawyer overcharges himself.
He who laughs last doesn't really get the joke.
But I need money, too. And donuts.
A rising tide lifts all boats.
Like a tsunami, for example.
A man who is his own lawyer overcharges himself.
He who laughs last doesn't really get the joke.
5/24/2013
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
It takes a village to raise a child.
But just one naughty child to raze a village.
Live every day as if it were your last.
In a hospital bed.
A man's home is is castle.
That's why I post sentries in the turrets and have prisoners in the basement dungeons.
Blood is thicker than water.
So is peanut butter.
But just one naughty child to raze a village.
Live every day as if it were your last.
In a hospital bed.
A man's home is is castle.
That's why I post sentries in the turrets and have prisoners in the basement dungeons.
Blood is thicker than water.
So is peanut butter.
5/10/2013
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
Never put off till tomorrow what you can put off indefinitely.
Early to bed, early to rise. Again. Dammit.
A friend in need is a friend of somebody else.
A house divided against itself cannot stand home inspectors.
Early to bed, early to rise. Again. Dammit.
A friend in need is a friend of somebody else.
A house divided against itself cannot stand home inspectors.
4/26/2013
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
A rising tide lifts all boats.
So does a tsunami.
Those who can, do.
Those who can't, tweet. And tweet. And tweet.
A friend in need is a former acquaintance.
A picture paints a thousand words. Words like, "That's not your good side, is it?" and, "Would it kill you to give a nice smile for the camera next time?", and "Does your camera not focus?"
So does a tsunami.
Those who can, do.
Those who can't, tweet. And tweet. And tweet.
A friend in need is a former acquaintance.
A picture paints a thousand words. Words like, "That's not your good side, is it?" and, "Would it kill you to give a nice smile for the camera next time?", and "Does your camera not focus?"
4/12/2013
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
The best things in life are free.
Like jail, after you take stuff that wasn't free after all.
Still waters run deep.
Still water runs deeply alcoholic.
Practice makes perfekt. Practice makes prefect. Practice makes perrfect.
PracticeSpellcheck makes perfect.
Out of sight, out of mind:
Hide the mental patients.
Like jail, after you take stuff that wasn't free after all.
Still waters run deep.
Still water runs deeply alcoholic.
Practice makes perfekt. Practice makes prefect. Practice makes perrfect.
Out of sight, out of mind:
Hide the mental patients.
2/08/2013
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
You can't please everyone, but you can always pleasure yourself.
He who does not try cannot fail.
Lucky in love, happy in life.
Lucky in business, annoying.
The proof is in the pudding. I have no idea how the knife got into my dessert.
He who does not try cannot fail.
Lucky in love, happy in life.
Lucky in business, annoying.
The proof is in the pudding. I have no idea how the knife got into my dessert.
1/04/2013
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
Here are some things that Poor Richard probably meant to say:
Early to bed and early to rise.
Make me a shake with that burger and fries.
Fish and visitors stink after three days.
At least you can eat the fish. Legally.
Necessity never made a good bargain,
but it makes for decent theft.
To err is human, to repent divine,
To lie about it political.
Early to bed and early to rise.
Make me a shake with that burger and fries.
Fish and visitors stink after three days.
At least you can eat the fish. Legally.
Necessity never made a good bargain,
but it makes for decent theft.
To err is human, to repent divine,
To lie about it political.
10/12/2012
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
Better late than never, said the late man's happy widow.
Another day, another dollar. I really need a raise.
Actions speak louder than words, especially words in sign language.
Do not curse the darkness. Light a candle and curse the hot wax.
Another day, another dollar. I really need a raise.
Actions speak louder than words, especially words in sign language.
Do not curse the darkness. Light a candle and curse the hot wax.
9/21/2012
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. That water's still useful.
Faint heart never won fair lady. Money did.
First impressions are the most lasting, especially if you leave a really big dent.
Fish and guests smell after three days. So cook your guests soon.
Faint heart never won fair lady. Money did.
First impressions are the most lasting, especially if you leave a really big dent.
Fish and guests smell after three days. So cook your guests soon.
8/24/2012
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
History repeats itself itself.
Ignorance is Bliss. Complete stupidity is Bliss's sister, Irene.
They're both very nice and have lovely hair.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Divorces are down the hall to the left, then take the elevator all the way down.
No man can serve two masters.
Serve one of them for dinner tonight, and leave the other in the fridge until supper tomorrow.
Ignorance is Bliss. Complete stupidity is Bliss's sister, Irene.
They're both very nice and have lovely hair.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Divorces are down the hall to the left, then take the elevator all the way down.
No man can serve two masters.
Serve one of them for dinner tonight, and leave the other in the fridge until supper tomorrow.
8/10/2012
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
A woman's place is in the home, plotting to kill the man that told her that.
If you can't be good, be careful.
If you can't be careful, be armed.
Beware of geeks bearing grift.
A man's home is his castle; cold, leaky, and with bodies rotting in the dungeons below.
If you can't be good, be careful.
If you can't be careful, be armed.
Beware of geeks bearing grift.
A man's home is his castle; cold, leaky, and with bodies rotting in the dungeons below.
8/03/2012
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
Hard work never did anyone any harm. Unless you're an assassin.
Good fences make good neighbors. Good fencers make scary ones.
If you want something done well, do it yourself. And leave it on the grill for a long time.
It's better to be on the safe side; the safe is where all of the money is.
Good fences make good neighbors. Good fencers make scary ones.
If you want something done well, do it yourself. And leave it on the grill for a long time.
It's better to be on the safe side; the safe is where all of the money is.
7/13/2012
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
He who lives by the sword shouldn't roll over in his sleep.
He who laughs last is pissing me off.
He who pays the piper should have him stop playing. That instrument is annoying.
Hindsight is 20-20. This is to prevent sitting on your glasses.
He who laughs last is pissing me off.
He who pays the piper should have him stop playing. That instrument is annoying.
Hindsight is 20-20. This is to prevent sitting on your glasses.
6/08/2012
Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday
When you break up with someone, friends may tell you, "There are plenty of fish in the sea."
What they're saying is that they wish you'd go drown yourself.
Any close relationship will always reach a time when you realize that that other person does not share your exact views, does not look at the world in the same way, and generally is not the same person that you are.
At these times, it is best to take a step back, take a deep breath, and hit them.
Success comes from passion.
Find something you really love to do, and do it over and over until you hate it.
Those who can, do. Those can't blog.
What they're saying is that they wish you'd go drown yourself.
Any close relationship will always reach a time when you realize that that other person does not share your exact views, does not look at the world in the same way, and generally is not the same person that you are.
At these times, it is best to take a step back, take a deep breath, and hit them.
Success comes from passion.
Find something you really love to do, and do it over and over until you hate it.
Those who can, do. Those can't blog.
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