Valentimes

I wanted to send all of you cards, but I didn't have your addresses. But here's what I would have sent:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

So am I

And so are you.

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Happy Valentines Day

I'd offer my love,

But you wanted flowers instead.

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Happy Valentines Day

I just wanted you to know that my calendar reminded me.

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Happy Valentines Day

Here are some dead flowers

And candy hearts that taste like chalk.