Valentimes 2012

Valentines Day is nearly over, but it's not too late to get those wishes in to your true loves. If you are at a loss for words, here are some sentimental thoughts that might help:

I’m shy and afraid;

Saying “I love you” is hard.

So I’ll let my heart speak

With this $4.95 card.

Please say you love me

Or at least that you like me.

In fact, I’d be fine

If you said you’d not strike me.

Here, take my heart,

All covered in gore,

I hope that our love

Can be like this and more.

You hate me, I'm stupid,

But one thing I know:

Love, like E. coli,

Can fester and grow.