Little Jokes for Sunday

Sunday is, for many people, a day to ponder the great issues about life and mortality. Important questions come to mind, like Why are we here? Did I turn the burner off before I left the house? And of course, Should I have a sixth donut?

It seems appropriate to provide, on this day of personal reflection, some zombie jokes.

Q: How can you tell the difference between a corpse and a zombie?
A: One is deceased, the other de-ceased.

Q: How can you tell when a zombie's embarrassed?
A: They soil themselves.

Q: Why can't you trust zombies?
A: They're always hatching a plot.

Q: What's a zombie's favorite kind of fruit?
A: Any kind of bury.

Q: How do the dead see?
A: Gravesite.

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