Things I Believe

I believe that wallpaper paste actually doesn't taste like tapioca.

I believe that alligators don't want to be petted.

I believe that helping the elderly cross the street works better if you cross with the light.

I believe that holding your breath under water is not easier when the water is boiling.

I believe that a hand grenade is not a good substitute for fireworks.

I believe that dunking for french fries is much harder than dunking for apples, especially while the fries are cooking.