Happy Thoughts for Friday

They say that you can never understand another man's problems until you've walked a mile in his shoes.
Try to understand how much worse he feels, now that you've stolen his shoes.

Some say that rain is the angels crying.
But teardrops are tiny things. Rain has much larger drops and streams. Like pee.

Happiness is like a sunbeam. It's comforting at first, but stay there long enough and it'll give you skin cancer.

1 comment:

Pete said...

I thought it was:
"Never criticise someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticise them, you're a mile away and you've got their shoes."