Happy Thoughts

I woke in bed up this morning with a warm feeling. I really hope my kid gets toilet-trained soon.

The grass always looks greener on the other side of the fence. Then you get over there and realize it's Astro Turf.

In Oregon, things actually are greener. It's called "moss". I remember the blacktop outside my apartment in Eugene being a greentop for 8 months out of the year. True story - I remember a neighborhood kid being asked what the sky color was: "gray".

If you go outside on a winter day and it's really bright and warm, don't forget to think about the polar ice caps melting.

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