Rank and File

It's that time of year again: the trees are starting to flower, the grass is growing, and the days are getting warmer. It must be time to hole up in a dark room for several days and work through the U.S. tax return forms again.

But instead of doing that, maybe I'll waste time writing some jokes.

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Remember what the propsector said to the IRS: "What's mine is yours."
Boy, did he give them the shaft!

And recall what Benjamin Franklin once said, "Nothing is certain but death by taxes."

Or, as they say in Texas:
"Everything's bigger in taxes"

Many happy returns!