It's that time of year again: the trees are starting to flower, the grass is growing, and the days are getting warmer. It must be time to hole up in a dark room for several days and work through the U.S. tax return forms again.
But instead of doing that, maybe I'll waste time writing some jokes.
Remember what the propsector said to the IRS: "What's mine is yours."
Boy, did he give them the shaft!
And recall what Benjamin Franklin once said, "Nothing is certain but death by taxes."
Or, as they say in Texas:
"Everything's bigger in taxes"
Many happy returns!