Have you ever noticed that when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a skull?
Remember: Guns don't kill people. They just enable death to happen a lot quicker and messier.
Allergies suck. There are so many things in the world to be allergic to: dust, plants, dogs, cats. But have you ever known anyone that is allergic to spit? Or skin? Or nostril hairs? Or tears? Man, that'd make life a living Hell.
Why does "litter" mean both a cat's kittens and the place she poops? Should we call our families toilets?