2/09/2007

Thoughts for a Friday

Have you ever noticed that when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a skull?

Remember: Guns don't kill people. They just enable death to happen a lot quicker and messier.

Allergies suck. There are so many things in the world to be allergic to: dust, plants, dogs, cats. But have you ever known anyone that is allergic to spit? Or skin? Or nostril hairs? Or tears? Man, that'd make life a living Hell.

Why does "litter" mean both a cat's kittens and the place she poops? Should we call our families toilets?
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