History repeats itself itself.
Ignorance is Bliss. Complete stupidity is Bliss's sister, Irene.
They're both very nice and have lovely hair.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Divorces are down the hall to the left, then take the elevator all the way down.
No man can serve two masters.
Serve one of them for dinner tonight, and leave the other in the fridge until supper tomorrow.