More Little Election Jokes

You can't have an election without jokes. I mean, besides the candidates. Here are a few, to go along with the other election humor here and over here:

I wonder:

Does the Electoral College have frat parties?

Does a political party serve booze?

Do older candidates have electile dysfunction?

If there's an earthquake during voting, does the winner have a landslide victory?

Do you 'cast' a vote because you're trying to mend something that's broken?

Why do candidates always run for office? Can't they drive?