A: Yearnings announcement
Q: What do you call a surprise change in stock price?
A: Ticker shock
Q: What do you call the world market in toilets?
A: Commode-ities. But that whole market is in the crapper right now.
Q: Why do televangelists do what they do?
A: Prophet motive
Q: What are the prospects for a money-losing company?
Q: What do you call it when a company is falling apart?