5/13/2008

Little Jokes: Money, Money, Money

Q: What do you call a money-losing company's financial results?
A: Yearnings announcement

Q: What do you call a surprise change in stock price?
A: Ticker shock

Q: What do you call the world market in toilets?
A: Commode-ities. But that whole market is in the crapper right now.

Q: Why do televangelists do what they do?
A: Prophet motive

Q: What are the prospects for a money-losing company?
A: Noncents

Q: What do you call it when a company is falling apart?
A: Bankrupture


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