5/31/2008

Geek Jokes 0011


Q: Where are dead programmin' cowboys buried?
A: Reboot hill

Q: What do you call a dead software developer?
A: De-programmed

Q: What killed the programmer?
A: Hackin and coffin

Q: What kind of applications do dead programmers run?
A: Zombie processes

Q: What does a programmer zombie eat?
A: 0xDEADBEEF

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What do programmers say when their nose is blocked?

Man, have I got a code!