Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday

I'm always suspicious when I see a dessert labeled 'vegan', like "Vegan chocolate chip cookie.".
I figure to get that label they must have sacrificed something, like maybe a vegan or two.

Some thoughts about success:

If at first you don't succeed, look around for a door that's not locked.

If at first you don't succeed, shoot him again.

If at first you don't succeed, have another kid and hope they turn out better.

If at first you don't succeed, throw yourself on the mercy of the court.

If at first you don't succeed, try to reason with HAL about the airlock.

If at first you don't succeed, settle for less.

If at first you don't succeed, pray for reincarnation.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine 'success'.

If at first you don't succeed, embrace failure.

If at first you don't succeed, pretend you're someone else.