Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

It goes without saying, which is why nobody knows what it is. Next time, just tell us.

March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb: slaughtered, roasted, and served with a mint sauce.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Except actresses: they get until about age 35.
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