1/08/2009

Geek Jokes 0110

Q: What dance does a compiler programmer find most frustrating?
A: The JITerbug

Q: A subway travels from point A to point B. A bus travels from point B to point C. Light rail goes from point C to point D. How do we know that Mr. Smith can take these modes of transportation all the way from point A to point D?
A: The mass-transitive property

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I say, I say, I say... My dog has no nodes.

How does he XML?

Terrible!