A: Because the best you can ever get is bronze.
Q: Why did they send the Olympic judge out in search of the lost wedding ring?
A: Because he was a medal detector.
Q: Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?
A: Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
Q: Why were the Canadian athletes upset?
A: Because everyone kept thinking they were from the US, eh?
Other Olympic jokes from 2008:
- Oh, Limpy Ad!
- More Little Olympic Jokes
- Yet More Olympics Jokes
- Probably the Last Little Olympics Jokes
And from 2012:
- Little Olympics Ditty (sheer poetry)