They say that you can never understand another man's problems until you've walked a mile in his shoes.
Try to understand how much worse he feels, now that you've stolen his shoes.
Some say that rain is the angels crying.
But teardrops are tiny things. Rain has much larger drops and streams. Like pee.
Happiness is like a sunbeam. It's comforting at first, but stay there long enough and it'll give you skin cancer.