Pluto Tossed on his Asteroid
Chet Haase, 8/24/06
Scientists today decided that Pluto is no longer a planet. After billions of years of galactic harmony, this distant rock was summarily chucked out of our solar system.
"So it's over. We're still good friends, of course. And we still run in the same circles so we'll pass each other by now and then.
Copyright 2006, Chet Haase. All Rights