Life: If it's so great, why are people dying to leave it?
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee. So answer your damn phone and put it on vibrate already.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts. And massive debt.
A picture is worth a thousand words. Words like, "Is that oatmeal on her chin?" and "Does your camera know how to focus?" and "Was this picture really worth the cost of the frame?"