In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day:
What's the letter between T and V?
Arrrrrr! (pirates don't know their alphabet)
What does a cat say?
Arrrrr! (pirates don't have pets)
What does a parrot say?
Arrrrr! (He thought you said 'pirate')
Describe the inherent conflict between the Ego and the Id in modern society
Arrrrr! (pirates like one-word answers)