I figure the whole reason that geeks have avoided sports all these years is because we didn't have the right motivation.
That and we kept getting beat up.
I'm hoping that this rousing set of cheers will help, at least with the motivation part.
Two bits four bits, six bits, a byte.
C'mon team, let's write, write, write code!
1 byte, 2 bytes, 3 bytes, a word.
C'mon crowd, let's make ourselves extremely audible!
Megabyte, gigabyte, terabyte of RAM
As much memory as we can cram
into our servers.
Gimme an O!
Gimme an X!
Gimme an F!
Gimme another F!
What's that spell?
For the other factor, getting beat up, I suggest curling up in a fetal position. It doesn't stop the beating, but it does help protect your laptop.