10/06/2009

Little Jokes for Tuesday

When your feet are asleep, are they comatoes?

If you want them awake, should you sock them?

When they wake up, are they completely heeled?

3 comments:

lolo said...

Where do you come up with these?

Natasha Muse said...

Chet, these puns are going nowhere. They don't have any legs at all, and I think you kneed to e-shoe them. I mean they're really sole-less, and aren't very hip. Every time I read one it makes me groin, because they are so hard to stomach.
I hope I didn't disarm you, but I had to get that off my chest. I didn't have the heart to let you continue.

Chet Haase said...

@Natasha: what a body blow. I've got to hand it to you, you really gave me the finger.