Little Jokes for Tuesday

When your feet are asleep, are they comatoes?

If you want them awake, should you sock them?

When they wake up, are they completely heeled?


lolo said...

Where do you come up with these?

Natasha Muse said...

Chet, these puns are going nowhere. They don't have any legs at all, and I think you kneed to e-shoe them. I mean they're really sole-less, and aren't very hip. Every time I read one it makes me groin, because they are so hard to stomach.
I hope I didn't disarm you, but I had to get that off my chest. I didn't have the heart to let you continue.

Chet Haase said...

@Natasha: what a body blow. I've got to hand it to you, you really gave me the finger.