Little Holiday Jokes for Sunday

Claustrophobia: Fear of being trapped in a chimney with a fat man in a red suit.

Sure, getting that fat man down small chimneys is impressive. But I'm more amazed by the fact that he can get around on roofs that must be slick with reindeer poop.

I wonder:
- Does Santa deliver gifts on Christmas eaves?
- Is Christmas for those who know how to enjoy thems elves?

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