Oh Dog of Shitty Posture

Oh dog of shitty posture

Listing to the right.

A vision of a crumpled mess

In coat of dingy white.

Oh dog of shitty posture

Slumped upon your hip.

A broken, melted candle.

A slowly sinking ship.

Oh dog of shitty posture,

What happened to your pride?

Why don’t you sit up on your feet,

Instead of on your side?

National Donut Day

Some holidays get a

Big, loud parade

Or concert halls where

Music is played.

Some holidays get

Flags a-waving

At monuments with

Marble engraving.

But my favorite day

Gets none of this stuff.

The fact that it’s here

Is joyous enough.

Just to eat a good donut

At work or at play

Is the best way to honor

National Donut Day.

Happy National Donut Day, everyone!

May your joy grow with your waistline!

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Lately, I've been writing longer-form humor pieces over on Medium. Like this one:

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