Father's Day: It's All About the Donuts

Warm and dripping,

Super glazy

Perfect food for

Super lazy

People, I go

Super crazy

When the donuts come.

Dozens by the

Cardboard box,

With only paper

Flaps as locks,

I’ll fill myself down

To my socks;

I think, in fact, I’ll have some.

Does anyone know what this Sunday is? No? Nobody?
Sunday is Father's Day.

That's right, it's the one day every year that we set aside for making every child feel guilty for what their father's have done for them while simultaneously making every father feel guilty that they haven't done enough for their children.
It's like Mother's Day except that, face it, Dad's just kinda suck more at the job.

So why not make everyone feel better. Give the man a donut.
Oh wait - he's eaten too many of those already? Well how about a book instead?