Cartoon: NP

Designers and developers don't really speak the same language.

(For the non CS geeks: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NP-hard).

Cartoon: Earthquake Preparedness

This is pretty much what it was like yesterday at 3:30 in the morning in my house.

Rounding Factor

Light and fluffy,

Mostly round,

Worth its weight,

Pound for pound;

Donuts are the

Best I’ve found

For eating on a Friday.

It’s not as though

They're fancy food

Or subtle; donuts

Ain't subdued.

Some might, in fact,

Just find them crude.

They’re gourmet food made my way.

They’re shaped like some

Majestic crown

Then deeply fried

To golden brown,

Boiled in lard

Until they’re drowned,

Then dried upon a rack.

Covered with a

Sugar glaze

Or sprinkled with

A powdery haze,

Fill with goop

In many ways:

A torus heart attack.

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