6/14/2013

Things I Believe: Thoughts for Friday

A thing of beauty is a joy until she files a restraining order.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
And if you can't stand the dinner, get out of my house.

If you can't beat them, join them.
And if you can't join them, weld them.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try to find someone to blame.

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