11/27/2009

Holiday Tales

Thanksgiving always puts me in a thoughtful mood. Then it puts me to sleep.

This year, I'm thinking about some books I'd like to write. I'm pretty close to finished, since I've already thought of the titles:
  • Get Stuffed: An Eater’s Guide to Thanksgiving
  • One Foot in the Grave, One Leg in the Throat: Proper Turkey Eating Habits
  • Gravyboat Train: The Butterball Turkey Story
  • Feaster Famine: When the Turkey’s Gone
  • Fowl Balls: I Can’t Believe I Ate the Whole Turkey
  • Turkey Brothel: A Hard-Boiled Tail
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