A funeral home is a bad place to play hide-and-seek, and poor Billy should never have climbed into that coffin.
Sunscreen on the eyeballs is not a good substitute for sunglasses.
Turning off the water main before removing the faucet handle is probably better.
“No Pants Fridays” may never catch on at the office.
The grass will always seem greener on the other side of the fence until you spray it will weed killer.