Apparently, today is PI day. Makes sense, given today's date and all (hint: it's March 14th...).
I figured some related jokes would be just desserts.
Q: What do you call a city park filled with beautiful desserts?
A: Pie art square
Q: How big is the backside of someone that eats too much dessert?
A: Two-pie arse
Q: What's the circumference of a pirate ship?
A: 2 Pi Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!