This year, I'm thinking about some books I'd like to write. I'm pretty close to finished, since I've already thought of the titles:
- Get Stuffed: An Eater’s Guide to Thanksgiving
- One Foot in the Grave, One Leg in the Throat: Proper Turkey Eating Habits
- Gravyboat Train: The Butterball Turkey Story
- Feaster Famine: When the Turkey’s Gone
- Fowl Balls: I Can’t Believe I Ate the Whole Turkey
- Turkey Brothel: A Hard-Boiled Tail
a typo? "...puts in in a..."
ReplyDeleteThanks for catching this. I've had the copy editor fired. And killed. And stuffed and eaten.
ReplyDeleteIt's a Thanskgiving thing.