With the holiday celebrations this weekend, I figured it was time for some religious jokes. Between the Jewish celebration of suffering (Passover) and the Christian celebration of rising from the dead (Easter), combined with a rabbit somehow distributing eggs and multi-colored candy that looks like bunny poop ... this weekend just begs for jokes.
What do you call a loaf of bread that's baked this Sunday?
Yeaster
What do you call it when you celebrate Passover the day before Easter?
Sederday
In the interest of being cross-cultural, I would offer up something about Islam, but that's allah the jokes I got.
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ReplyDeleteOh ulll. On so many levels. =)
ReplyDeleteQ. What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit burrows?
ReplyDeleteA. Hot cross bunnies!
(Thought you could do with some new jokes Chet)
That deserves a follow-up:
ReplyDeleteQ: What's a rabbit's favorite book?
A: Warren Peace.