Have a Heart

Valentine's day is an important day for me, and I hope it is for you as well. After all, what other event is so engineered around rejection and heartache? Besides life itself, obviously.

Rather than go out and buy cards, I prefer to make my own. Here are some that I'll be giving out this year.

Roses are red Violets are blue Blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah too. Be mine, dammit.

Of course, not everyone has a sweetheart, so traditional Valentines cards don't always work. But most people could probably find a use for this card:

Happy Valentine's Day

Be Somebody Else's. Not Mine.